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[PK8]

This is totally innuendo packed, I'm surprised it wasn't posted yet. :3

[19:08] <Lowell> Olivia pwned me in Gears of War 2
[19:08] <PK8> Gears of War 2?
[19:08] <Lowell> if she gets a sniper rifle, ru
[19:08] <Olivia> Yea, he couldn't beat me. :D
[19:08] * Lowell has been head shot
[19:08] <PK8> is this what they call cybering nowadays?
[19:09] <chickendips> lol
[19:09] <Olivia> I asked you to help him, he was defenseless.
[19:09] <PK8> man, I'm so out of the loop.
[19:09] <PK8> first I learn that "my precious" means "my pride and joy" which means "my dick"
[19:09] <Lowell> my precious is my uber awesome pillow~
[19:09] <Olivia> LOL
[19:09] <PK8> and now I'm learning that "Gears of War 2" is just a... "safe name" for cybering.
[19:10] <Olivia> sooo in lord of the rings...
[19:10] <PK8> Oh you kids.
[19:10] <Olivia> XDD
[19:10] <PK8> why back in my day
[19:10] <PK8> we used smileys and simple acronyms such as
[19:10] <Olivia> Hasha, did that kick make you old and senile?
[19:10] <PK8> LOL
[19:10] <Lowell> you played with hamsters instead amirite
[19:10] <chickendips> o.o
[19:11] <PK8> what is playing with hamsters supposed to mean?
[19:11] <PK8> I hope this isn't an euphemism for
[19:11] <PK8> fapping
[19:11] <PK8> pounding the man meat
[19:11] <Olivia> ewwwww
[19:11] <PK8> jerking the sausage
[19:11] <Lowell> Actually
[19:11] <Lowell> I was literally talking about playing with hamsters :x
[19:11] <PK8> Oh.
[19:11] <PK8> You kids and your
[19:11] <PK8> sneaky language
[19:11] <chickendips> :l
[19:11] <PK8> You almost had me there!
[19:11] <Olivia> I had sausage for breakfast today, stop mocking it. ;(
[19:11] <Lowell> Nobody mentioned magic johnson and the ivy leage
[19:11] <PK8> But I can't be fooled!
[19:11] <chickendips> xD
[19:11] <PK8> No sir, I can't be fooled.
[19:11] <Lowell> *league
[19:12] <Olivia> And I had eggs. :O
[19:12] <PK8> Is eggs an euphemism for balls?
[19:12] <PK8> or did you seriously have eggs?
[19:12] <Lowell> actually
[19:12] <Olivia> Yesh I did!
[19:12] <Lowell> eggs lean more towards a womans rack
[19:12] <Olivia> D=
[19:12] <Lowell> especially boiled eggs
[19:12] <chickendips> o.0
[19:12] <PK8> brb, checking my testicles.
[19:12] <chickendips> O.O
[19:12] <Lowell> tmi
[19:12] <Olivia> egg = fertilized eggs.
[19:13] <Olivia> Oh, have they grown back since I ripped them off?
[19:13] <chickendips> lol
[19:13] <Olivia> Sorry about that, I got mad.
[19:13] <RyukDoinstuffs> whats going on
[19:13] <Olivia> Oh, nothings. :3
[19:13] <PK8> Good.
[19:13] <PK8> Mr. Happy's still there.
[19:14] <^-_-^|Script> -o-
[19:14] <chickendips> _o_
[19:14] <PK8> I know what that means!
[19:14] * Lowell shoots PK8 with a super soaker filled with hotsauce
[19:14] <PK8> That's
[19:14] <Olivia> In the eyes!!! :3
[19:14] <PK8> supposed to be a woman going down under, right?
[19:14] <PK8> is hotsauce another name for semen?
[19:14] <chickendips> :l
[19:14] <Lowell> nobody is
[19:14] <Olivia> Stop being perverted.
[19:14] <PK8> Because I heard that when it hits
[19:14] <chickendips> O.O...
[19:14] <Olivia> ;D
[19:14] <PK8> it's warm
[19:14] <Lowell> making innuendo's besides you
[19:14] <Lowell> more like
[19:14] * Olivia glomps Lowell.
[19:15] <PK8> and it burns
[19:15] <CapnHOOHAH> it also stings the eyes
[19:15] <Lowell> My eyes, my mofo eyes. d*mn you to hell~
[19:15] * Olivia glomps Olivia hard.
[19:15] <Olivia> Lol, how'd I do that?
[19:15] * Lowell glomps Olivia and snuggles in her rack, er I mean embraces in a gentle hold...
[19:15] <PK8> gentle holds?
[19:15] * Lowell runs
[19:15] <Olivia> uh oh
[19:15] <PK8> I've known pedos who did gentle holds!
[19:15] <Lowell> I still
[19:15] <Olivia> PK8 and his mind...
[19:16] <PK8> "gentle holds"
[19:16] <PK8> tricky bastards
[19:16] <Lowell> ...
[19:16] <Lowell> periafk
[19:16] <Lowell> kille PK8
[19:16] <Lowell> see
[19:16] <Lowell> that is what happens
[19:16] <Lowell> when you tab to much for nicks in mIRC
[19:16] <PK8> oh, did you just P-tab her?
[19:16] * Lowell meant to say PK8 in each sentence
[19:17] * Joins: DerVVulfman (Mibbit@a1.e59f05.client.atlantech.net)
[19:17] <Olivia> Hey, Pk8. I like cutting things. I found this and cut it off and thought you might like it.
[19:17] * Olivia introduces PK8 to Deacon's Mr.Happy.
[19:17] <Olivia> ^__^
[19:17] <chickendips> o.o
[19:17] <PK8> Why put that thing away, young lady! D:
[19:17] <DerVVulfman> o.o
[19:17] <DerVVulfman> Mr. Deacon's WHAT!?
[19:17] * PK8 checks his Mr. Happy.
[19:17] <chickendips> lool
[19:17] <Olivia> It's tiny. Like a baby's.
[19:18] <chickendips> :O
[19:18] <PK8> I'm glad it's still intact.
[19:18] <DerVVulfman> Wait. Did someone do a Lorena Bobbit???
[19:18] <PK8> BME Pain Olympics scares my Mr. Happy.
[19:18] <Olivia> Hahaha
[19:18] <PK8> It turns him into Mr. Sad.
[19:18] <Olivia> ever since I showed it to him. ;D
[19:18] <Olivia> hahahhaha
[19:18] <PK8> Does it every time I watch it.
[19:18] <Olivia> haha
[19:18] * Olivia goes to find it again.
[19:19] <DerVVulfman> Sorry for the abrupt 'exit' outta chat, guys. Some idiot killed the pc at work.
[19:19] <chickendips> ;o
[19:19] <PK8> work first, chat later. :3
[19:19] <DerVVulfman> Sis. Is his Mr. Happy that small???
[19:19] <Olivia> O.O
[19:19] <^-_-^|Script> -3-
[19:19] * PK8 hugs DerVVulfman hello
[19:19] <Lowell> >_>
[19:19] <chickendips> LOL
[19:19] <DerVVulfman> Berry!
[19:19] <PK8> Wait a second
[19:19] <PK8> DerVVulfman?
[19:19] * DerVVulfman hugs Punky hello
[19:19] <Olivia> Ya, it slipped through my fingers and fell on the ground.
[19:19] <PK8> Is that some euphemism for...
[19:19] * Lowell wonders what kind of relationship he is getting into
[19:19] <PK8> hairy Mr. Happies?
[19:19] <Olivia> That's why it's so dirty... atleast I think it was the reason.
[19:20] <PK8> Because I've had friends
[19:20] <Olivia> Haha
[19:20] <PK8> who called their Mr. Happies
[19:20] <PK8> Wolfmen.
[19:20] <chickendips> :l
[19:20] <Olivia> O_O
[19:20] * Olivia looks at lowell and dervvulfman.
[19:20] <PK8> ...sorry, I'm going a little off the hook with the innuendos.
[19:20] <chickendips> lol
[19:20] <Olivia> Oh.
[19:20] <Lowell> >_>
[19:20] <DerVVulfman> Kinda lost here... but if Olivia is eyeing me.... :)
[19:20] <PK8> true story on wolfmen though.
[19:21] <chickendips> _._
[19:21] <DerVVulfman> :p
[19:21] <chickendips> weird convos today
[19:21] <DerVVulfman> Story? True what?
[19:21] * Olivia watches 2girls1cup for fun.
[19:21] <chickendips> having hairy balls
[19:21] <PK8> some people called their stuff "Wolfman".
[19:21] <chickendips> oops
[19:21] <DerVVulfman> Erm. Nope
[19:22] <chickendips> i dont kno y i jumped into this convo
[19:22] <chickendips> -runs away-
[19:22] <Olivia> Haha, we'll stop.
[19:22] <PK8> chickendips has to be another name for semen.
[19:22] <PK8> I just can't ignore the amount of
[19:22] <chickendips> >.>
[19:22] <chickendips> <.<
[19:22] * Olivia slaps PK8 around a bit with a large trout
[19:22] <PK8> innuendo packed within that name.
[19:22] <Olivia> Stop before she parts.
[19:23] <PK8> please don't slap me with large penises.
[19:23] <chickendips> lol
[19:23] <chickendips> O.O
[19:23] <DerVVulfman> We're not gonna go that rout again?
[19:23] <Olivia> And i'll 'part' you in a moment!
[19:23] <Olivia> :3 no
[19:23] <PK8> don't remove my mr. happy!!! ;___;
[19:23] <Olivia> JAJAJAJHAHAHAHA
[19:23] <chickendips> this is weird
[19:23] <chickendips> lol
[19:23] <Olivia> heh... *gets out blunt pocket knife*
[19:23] <Olivia> now...
[19:23] <PK8> Ohgod...
[19:23] * PK8 hides behind Lowell.
[19:24] <Olivia> oh, sorry, this is in public. I forgot all about this ^^
[19:24] <chickendips> lol
[19:24] * PK8 has a blank look on his face.
[19:24] <Olivia> I normally take them to the staff room to castrate or neuter anyone.
[19:24] <PK8> o.0
[19:24] <chickendips> im glad theres no brand new ppl in here
[19:24] <Olivia> lol
[19:25] <PK8> I think there are a few brand new people
[19:25] * Olivia stops and waits for everyone else to agree to stop. ;3
[19:25] <Lowell> )_)
[19:25] <PK8> but they haven't spoke in a while
[19:25] <PK8> That's an ass!
[19:25] <chickendips> lolz
[19:25] * RyukDoinstuffs runs around again
[19:25] <DerVVulfman> Guess this fits in perfectly. =3
[19:25] <PK8> yeah, running around FLASHING people I bet.
[19:25] <ElFuzzo> FLASH
[19:25] <PK8> D:
[19:25] <chickendips> o_o
[19:25] <chickendips> imma go blind
[19:26] <RyukDoinstuffs> PK8 stop fantasizing about me
[19:26] <RyukDoinstuffs> ¬.¬
[19:26] <PK8> ¬_¬
[19:26] <RyukDoinstuffs> ¬_¬
[19:26] <^-_-^|Script> ewww
[19:27] <chickendips> yes eww
[19:27] <^-_-^|Script> wonder boy *my eyessssssssss*
[19:27] <chickendips> o.o
[19:28] <ElFuzzo> PK8 you can fantasize about me if you want
[19:28] <PK8> :x
[19:28] <ElFuzzo> I don't believe in thought crimes so I won't get mad
[19:28] <chickendips> lol
[19:29] <RyukDoinstuffs> lol