Wish Corrupter!

[PK8]

Corrupt the above poster's wish, somehow, some way. It's all in good fun. :P

Example:
Poster A: I wish I had a girlfriend.
Poster B corrupts his wish by getting a really ugly woman to be Poster A's girlfriend.

I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for. :D

[EJlol]

You know now what you want to wish, but before you can wish it, you die.

I wish I got €1.000.000

[PK8]

Granted. You'll have the ability to fly however you would be able to fly for only 30 seconds per year.

I wish I was immortal.

[Captain Wow]

Granted, but your legs drop off in 30 years and you have to drag your torso around for the rest of your life.

I wish for another wish

[PK8]

Granted. However your next wish must be about dying in the most excruciatingly painful way possible. \(^A^ \)

I wish I had total control over all aspects of reality. (haha jokes. :3)

[EJlol]

Granted.

But then you come to the conclusion that there is NO reality.

I wish someone didn't corrupted my wish "I got €1.000.000" wish.

[PK8]

Hmm... I can't think of anything witty to say. Um... wish granted but this wish comes with the price of your soul. D:

I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for.

[EJlol]

wish granted, you now know what you want to wish, its a flying superhotdog action figure. You don't have any more wishes though...

Edit:
I wish I didn't forgot to wish <_<

[SP27]

Granted, but your have too much to wish for now. :p

I wish I had more than 'just' 75 xbox 360 games. XD

[DerVVulfman]

Your wish is granted. Pity they're all scratched up.

I wish for my own game-making company.