True Lawyer Stories

[DerVVulfman]

Trust me guys, I didn't come up with this.
I got this from a comic about guys playing pen-n-paper RPG games.

True Lawyer Stories

Recently reported in the Massachusettes Bar Association Lawyers Journal, the following are questions actually asked of witnesses by attorneys during trials.

• "Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?"
  
  
• "The youngest son, the 22 year old, how old is he?"
  
  
• "Were you present when your picture was taken?"
  
  
• "Were you alone or by yourself?"
  
  
• "Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?"
  
  
• "Did he kill you?"
  
  
• "How far apart where the vehicles at the time of the collision?"
  
  
• "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"
  
  
• "How many times have you committed suicide?"
  
  
• "She had three children, right?"
  A: Yes
  "How many were boys?
  A: None.
  "Were there any girls?"
  
  
• "You say the stairs whent down to the basement?"
  A: Yes
  "And these stairs, did they go up also?"
  
  
• "Mr Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?"
  A: I went to Europe, sir.
  "And you took your new wife?"
  
  
• "How was your first marriage terminated?"
  A: By death
  "And by who's death was it terminated?"
  
  
• "Can you describe the individual?
  A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
  "Was this a male, or female?"
  

[Ahzoh]

"I think it's in my basement... let me go upstairs and check"