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03-29-2012, 05:06 AM
Trust me guys, I didn't come up with this.
I got this from a comic about guys playing pen-n-paper RPG games.

HOW TO ANNOY PEOPLE

  1. Fill a trash bag with air and tape it on your steering wheel. If the police pull you over tell them your airbag went off and you don't know how to stow it again.
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  2. Staple papers in the middle of the page
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  3. Buy a rubber stamp that says "return to sender" and stamp all the paperwork in your in-box. Then route it back to your co-workers. Feign ignorance if they ask you about it.
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  4. Sew anti-theft detector strips into your friend's backpacks and clothing.
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  5. Go to a gas station and lean on one of the gas pumps. Wink and blow kisses at motorists when they drive up to refuel. Tell them you give free foot massages with every 10 gallon purchase.
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  6. Write the surprise ending to a novel on the very first page.
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  7. Specify that your drive-through order is :to go". Then when you get your order look upset and say, "No! I want that for HERE!" Ask for forty-seven packets of catsup.
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  8. Set your roommate's alarms for random times.
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  9. Order a side of pork rinds with your felet mignon.
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  10. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.
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  11. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show. Insist you've already seen first-run sitcoms.
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  12. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints at the cash register.
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  13. Begin all your sentences with "ohh la la!"
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  14. Buy a roll of police-line tape and string it around your house. Then draw chalk circles of dead bodies in your drive way. If your friends ask say, "I can't talk about it."
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  15. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
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  16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think." and "Stupid is as stupid does!"
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  17. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying every thing they touch with a can of Lysol.
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  18. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day, the weather, your pet's name and your eye color.
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  19. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
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  20. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme. Loudly correct grammer and suggest corrections.
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  21. Construct your own pretend "tricorder", and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.
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  22. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
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  23. Send out dozens of invitations for a baby shower for one of your single, male friends.
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#2
03-29-2012, 12:45 PM
24. Make a thread about how to annoy people.
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03-29-2012, 12:53 PM
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03-29-2012, 02:13 PM
LOL That was awesome PK8~ I don't think that would annoy me though. I would love it if he came up to me~ <3

I generally find biting people on the ankle and refusing to let go, even when they start walking... Generally annoys people. n.n
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03-29-2012, 03:05 PM
Rofl
RE4 Troll. FTW.
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03-29-2012, 04:57 PM
#10 saved my life once. i was living on a mountain in Virginia, and out taking pictures one morning. a hunter almost shot me, but saw my bright orange sweatshirt before he pulled the trigger. true story.
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03-29-2012, 07:17 PM
25: Make a reply in the topic about how to annoy people.
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03-29-2012, 07:22 PM
http://9gag.com/gag/3581917

I laughed really hard.
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03-29-2012, 07:26 PM
YOUR POST IS LARGE AND COMPLETELY DRENCHED IN BOLD PINK COLORING AND COMIC-SANS. THE HORROR. THE HORROR. MY GOD, THE HORROR. I THINK I MIGHT AS WELL SPAM GRATUITOUS LATIN IN THERE AS WELL. HELL YEAH LATIN.

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