You know you're screwed when...

[PK8]

You know you're screwed when you've soiled yourself and puked at the same time, in public.

[ykS]

You know you're screwed when your friend says: "Uh, about your car..."

[Hybrida]

You know you're screwed when your bank account displays "Negative $12,829,116.91"

[Kirito]

You know you're screwed when your sex-tape leaks to the internet.

[DerVVulfman]

You know you're screwed when you find a new sex dvd... and your brand new bride is the covergirl.

[PK8]

You know you're screwed when you suddenly receive 404 errors on your website.

[DerVVulfman]

You know you're screwed when you receive a letter with free tickets to 'Springer', 'Steve Wilco' and 'Maury' for the same day.

[Kirito]

You know you're screwed when your cellmate is three times your size

[PK8]

You know you're screwed when the woman you've slept and had sex with doesn't say she's 1000% certain that you're the father, but rather 100%.

Maury reference.

[DerVVulfman]

You know you're screwed when you get special guest tickets to Sally Jessie Raphael and find the show is about late bloomers... and you're a GUY!