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[DerVVulfman]

Should see his reaction to having a sock thrown at him.

[decibel]

How Ryuk won the Uno Game

[01:41] <decibel> PK8's afk!
[01:41] <decibel> now's your chance!
[01:41] <Ryuk> no
[01:41] <Ryuk> PK8's a loser
[01:41] <Ryuk> :P
[01:42] <Ryuk> my chance to do what
[01:42] <Ryuk> lol
[01:42] <decibel> hide the cards in here!
[01:42] * decibel opens up a small box
[01:42] <decibel> quick! before he comes back :D
[01:42] * Ryuk sneaks the cards into the box
[01:42] <Ryuk> >:D
[01:42] <decibel> Uno!
[01:42] * decibel closes the box
[01:42] * decibel hands Ryuk a WD4 card
[01:42] <Ryuk> ;)
[01:42] * Ryuk sneaks it into his deck
[01:43] * decibel hides the box in PK8's microwave
[01:43] <decibel> he'll never find it there :D
[01:43] * decibel turns microwave on
[01:43] <Ryuk> yes, he is afraid of microwaves
[01:43] <decibel> especially when it's on!
[01:43] <Ryuk> :)
[01:43] <Ryuk> he can read everything we just said D:
[01:43] <decibel> lol
[01:43] * Ryuk creates another channel and moves the convo there
[01:44] <Ryuk> lol
[01:44] * Ryuk puts the channel in PK8's microwave
[01:44] <decibel> now let's plant some tripwire so PK8 trips over when he returns
[01:44] * decibel sets microwave on High
[01:44] <Ryuk> genius
[01:44] <Ryuk> also
[01:44] <Ryuk> some tins of paint on top of the door
[01:44] <Ryuk> so when he opens it
[01:45] <Ryuk> SPLAT
[01:45] * decibel sets microwave on 2621 minutes and 44 second
[01:45] * decibel puts tins of paint, bleach, ice blocks, and beer on top of the door
[01:45] <Ryuk> ¬_¬ that'l teach him to win at uno
[01:45] * decibel then plants tripwire and rigged shotgun :D
[01:46] * decibel covers recently dug deep hole just ahead of tripwire
[01:46] <Ryuk> you should make a spike pit as well
[01:46] <Ryuk> FATALITY
[01:46] * decibel uncovers the hole and drops alligators in, then re covered the hole
[01:46] <decibel> :D
[01:46] <Ryuk> i think we are all set
[01:46] <Ryuk> >:D
[01:46] <Ryuk> now we ply the waiting game
[01:46] * decibel makes a spike pit with cheesegrater walls :D
[01:46] <decibel> just in case
[01:47] <Ryuk> lmao
[01:47] <decibel> >:D
[01:47] <Ryuk> im gonna replace the padding in his shoes with tacks
[01:47] <decibel> and i'll put cats in his bathtub
[01:47] <Ryuk> wet cats
[01:47] <decibel> unless it has water in it D:
[01:47] <Ryuk> lol
[01:47] <Ryuk> drain the water
[01:48] <decibel> piranhas work though :D
[01:48] <Ryuk> yes
[01:48] <Ryuk> yes they do
[01:48] <Ryuk> lol
[01:48] * Ryuk sits some sweaty fat guy at PK8's computer
[01:48] * decibel puts confetti throwers in PK8's underwear drawer
[01:49] * decibel plants a live crab in PK8's dinner
[01:49] * Ryuk replaces one of PK8's belts with a snake
[01:49] * decibel exchanges Pk8's glass of water with a glass of sulphuric acid
[01:49] <Ryuk> haha
[01:50] <decibel> going a bit too far with these traps lol
[01:50] * Ryuk replaces PK8's house with a caravan
[01:50] * decibel replaces PK8's caravan wheels with bricks
[01:50] * Ryuk pushes the caravan into a lake
[01:50] * decibel pours sand in PK8's water tub
[01:50] <Ryuk> lol
[01:50] <Ryuk> haha
[01:51] * Ryuk puts a monkey in PK8's bed
[01:51] * decibel puts a lot of fleas on the monkey
[01:52] * Ryuk puts lipstick on the monkey
[01:52] * decibel gives fleas steroids
[01:52] <Ryuk> looks like he has a hot date
[01:52] <decibel> lol
[01:52] <Ryuk> lol
[01:52] <Ryuk> ok im running out of ideas here lol
[01:52] <decibel> hm
[01:53] * decibel drops scraps of metal onto PK8's couch
[01:53] * decibel cultures live bacteria on PK8
[01:53] <Ryuk> LOL wow
[01:53] <Ryuk> still going
[01:54] * decibel switches around PK8's different cables in his house
[01:54] * decibel turns on PK8's electric jug
[01:54] * Ryuk swaps PK8's tv with a cardboard box
[01:54] * decibel paints some TV like decorations on the box
[01:55] * decibel replaces PK8's mop with a reverse leaf blower
[01:55] <Ryuk> lol
[01:55] <decibel> i think that should blow leaves out :D
[01:55] <decibel> of the blower!
[01:55] <Ryuk> lol either that or a lot of air
[01:55] * Ryuk swaps PK8's trousers with kilts
[01:56] * decibel changes PK8's fridge temperature to 50 degrees C
[01:56] * Ryuk chuckles
[01:56] <decibel> wow this is actually quite fun :x
[01:56] <Ryuk> haha
[01:56] <Ryuk> in a sad way
[01:56] * decibel unplugs PK8's internet cord
[01:56] * Ryuk puts custard in PK8's shoes, and wheels on the bottoms
[01:56] <decibel> lol
[01:57] * decibel installs Linux on PK8's computer, formatting all his files with it
[01:58] * Ryuk swaps all of PK8's dvds with barney the dinosaur movies
[01:58] * decibel turns the minute hand on PK8's clock counter clockwise 7.394 times
[01:58] * decibel takes out the cotton springs in PK8's mattress and replaces it with concrete
[01:58] * Ryuk replaces PK8's front door with a giant cat flap
[01:59] <Ryuk> LOL
[01:59] <Ryuk> concrete
[01:59] <Ryuk> nice
[01:59] <decibel> lol
[01:59] <Ryuk> !unostop
[01:59] <Raeven> Ryuk has stopped IRC-Uno: Type !Uno to begin anew.
[01:59] * Ryuk srops the unogame
[01:59] * decibel writes the exact value of PI on PK8's favorite T-Shirt
[01:59] <PK8> BACK
[01:59] <PK8> shit
[01:59] <decibel> LOL
[01:59] <PK8> T____T
[01:59] <Ryuk> nice
[01:59] <Ryuk> hahaha
[01:59] <PK8> damn food...
[01:59] <PK8> why the hell was it so good... D:<
[02:00] <Ryuk> i dunno >:D
[02:00] <decibel> live crab?
[02:00] <Ryuk> lol
[02:00] <Ryuk> oh and dont use the tv
[02:00] <Ryuk> lol
[02:00] <decibel> lol
[02:00] <PK8> ...
[02:00] <PK8> I was going to win too.
[02:00] <PK8> ;[
[02:00] <PK8> meanie.
[02:00] <decibel> this is going in Chat Quotes
[02:00] <decibel> XD
[02:00] <Ryuk> haha
[02:01] <PK8> green 7. T_T
[02:01] <Ryuk> sorry :<
[02:01] <Ryuk> i was waiting too long
[02:01] <Ryuk> and my and deci had too much fun
[02:01] <decibel> lol
[02:01] <Ryuk> *me
[02:01] <Ryuk> back in a few

[Wyatt]

Pfft I had the idea first ;-;

[DerVVulfman]

PK8 is now known as potroast_delicious
<Lowell> hmm
<Alpha-Mad> sorryz
<Hsia_Nu> night
<potroast_delicious> THIS POT ROAST IS DELICIOUS
<potroast_delicious> DEATH
<potroast_delicious> DEATH
<potroast_delicious> HELP ME STUFF THE POT ROASTS INTO THESE CANDLES
<potroast_delicious> I can't let Belmont get to them!
<potroast_delicious> Fuckin' useless ass werewolf!
<potroast_delicious> I paid that bitch so much money to take down Belmont
<DerVVulfman> You, dear sir, are acting like.... Punk.
<potroast_delicious> That's it, he just lost his boss status
<potroast_delicious> now a normal ass enemy
<potroast_delicious> just like all those axe armours
<potroast_delicious> XD
<chickendips> o.o
<potroast_delicious> that was from an AWESOME video
<potroast_delicious> about castlevania
<potroast_delicious> go search a day in dracula's life
<potroast_delicious> :3
<Hsia_Nu> haha
<DerVVulfman> Yer N.U.T.Z. :D

[Guardian]

Too good not to post. ;)

<+Zero|NOLF> BRBFBI
<@PK8Arcadium> and the other day
<@PK8Arcadium> it's official
<Lowell|GSP|Studying> Female Body Inspector?
<@PK8Arcadium> Olivia's the FBI.
<@PK8Arcadium> oh
<Guardian> lol great timing

[Guardian]

Ya, should I post the Punk x Zero Stuff? :3

I didn't because I wasn't sure how NSFW it was but it's brilliant and had many good moments.

Basically, YES. @_@

Unless I completely misunderstood you there. ^_^;

[Guardian]

Imo, most of it was pretty good. But yeah the vibrator part was one of the best moments. ^_^

[Lyric]

....
I think I've become a prude.

[PK8]

16:45] * Ryuk cooks bacon
[16:45] <bacon> o:
[16:45] <bacon> :o
[16:45] <bacon> oh my
[16:45] <bacon> dont burn me
[16:45] <bacon> please
[16:45] <bacon> okaythanksoodles
[16:45] <bacon> :3
[16:45] <Ryuk> but but, i like my bacon crispy :(
[16:45] <bacon> ):
[16:46] <bacon> I dont like my bacon crispy
[16:46] <bacon> ):
[16:46] <Ryuk> i don't want any then :(
[16:47] <bacon> okay
[16:47] <bacon> so sorry
[16:47] <bacon> :3
[16:50] * Quits: @EJlol (Mibbit@81381366.static.ziggozakelijk.nl) (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[16:50] <Ryuk> no
[16:50] <Ryuk> you are by far the worst piece of bacon i have ever heard of
[16:50] <bacon> oh my
[16:50] <pk8listentomusic> D:
[16:50] <Ryuk> objecting to being cooked
[16:50] <bacon> D:
[16:50] <Ryuk> :(
[16:51] <bacon> ;o;
[16:51] <bacon> why would I want to get cooked
[16:51] <bacon> and eaten
[16:51] <Ryuk> ¬_¬
[16:51] <Ryuk> thats your purpose
[16:51] <chickendips> o.o
[16:51] <bacon> no
[16:51] <chickendips> ¬_¬
[16:51] <bacon> my purpose is to live
[16:51] <bacon> :3
[16:51] <Ryuk> inside my belly
[16:51] <Ryuk> :)
[16:51] <chickendips> nope
[16:51] <bacon> ):
[16:52] <bacon> If I lived in your belly, your belly acid would burn my body alive
[16:52] <bacon> and it would be aslow and painful death
[16:52] <bacon> ):
[16:52] <Ryuk> but if you are not cooked you will go out of date and start smelling bad
[16:53] <bacon> no, im special bacon
[16:54] <bacon> plus anyways
[16:54] <bacon> Im not really bacon..
[16:54] <bacon> Im a shapeshifting narwhal
[16:54] <bacon> :3
[16:54] <Ryuk> :O
[16:54] <Ryuk> you you.....faker
[16:54] <bacon> no, I am a shapeshifting narwhale named bacon
[16:54] <bacon> :3

[Guardian]

<@PK8> This is Tim.
* @PK8 hugs Tim hello.
<Lyric> Is tim an alcoholic?
<@Lowell> thats quite a random question XD
<Tim> I don't drink very often and never really enough to get drunk.
<Tim> So I'd say no.
<Lyric> well that's how they're usually introduced
<Lyric> "I am tim, and I am an alcoholic."
<Tim> I thought it was "My name is..."
<Tim> Not "I am..."
<Tim> Interrupted with a "Hi ____!"
* @Lowell is a passive drunk
<+como|> my name is como, and lowell likes my legs
<chickendips> tiny tim?
<@Lowell> como your still flat
<Lyric> Oh, that could be.
<+como|> your words cannot hurt me!
<chickendips> lol
<Lyric> Lowell likes everyone's legs.
<@Lowell> Huh >.>
<chickendips> look, words are like bullets
<chickendips> -rofl-
<Lyric> I'm in a weird mood. Ignore me.
<@Lowell> I know I say I'm perverted but I never thought it was actually stick anywhere >.>
* +como (~my.tw@t.is.itching.please.scratch.it) Quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds)
<Lyric> hahah stick anywhere
* @Olivia sits on Lowell's head out of boredom.
<Lyric> STICK anywhere
<@Olivia> lol
<@Olivia> sticky
<Lyric> You are sitting on his head?
<chickendips> T_G
<Lyric> haha
<chickendips> F_N
<@Olivia> hahaha
<@Lowell> Uh >.> wow
<chickendips> calm down lyric
<Lyric> I'm hyped on frosting. Cut me some slack.
<@Lowell> say I for Innuendo
<chickendips> FINE
<@Olivia> LOL
<@Olivia> :3
<@Olivia> XD
* Guardian hugs lyric
<Guardian> welcome to the corruption
<Guardian> :D
<Lyric> :(

This is from a few days (maybe even a week) ago, but I just dug it up since I forgot I wanted to post it. ^_^; Hyper Lyric was brilliantly witty throughout, but after this it got into some stuff I don't feel comfortable posting (*cough*and I didn't feel like going through the rest of it*cough*).