Chat Quotes

[PK8]

[02:09] <PK8> "fuck me in teh ass too if you want to."
[02:09] <deci> no sideview?

Out of context quoting, ftw.

[02:44] * deci kicks chickendips in the nuts again
[02:44] <chickendips> :D

Chickendips enjoys it. :O

[Lyric]

Thanks for the kind words guardian. :)

[PK8]

[20:12] <chickendips> which hand u use?
[20:12] <chickendips> wrong chat
[20:12] <deci> hand for what?
[20:12] <deci> chickendips is suspicious
[20:12] <deci> >.>
[20:12] <chickendips> u mean u r
[20:12] <chickendips> -3-
[20:12] <chickendips> to write
[20:12] <chickendips> duh
[20:12] <@Scriptkatie> he obviously means fapping
[20:12] <@Scriptkatie> :3
[20:13] <chickendips> o.o...
[20:13] <chickendips> -runs away from punky
[20:13] <+Panther> i use my right hand
[20:13] <+Panther> :)
[20:13] <Ryuk> no other reason ask what hand someone uses
[20:13] <Ryuk> i used my right hand too
[20:13] <Ryuk> no wait
[20:13] <@Scriptkatie> to fap :O
[20:13] <Ryuk> left
[20:13] <chickendips> -runs away screaming-
[20:13] <Ryuk> ¬_¬
[20:13] <deci> enough information :x
[20:13] <+Panther> actually that's true for just about everything i do
[20:13] <+Panther> i'm incredibly right-handed :\
[20:13] <@Scriptkatie> including fapping!
[20:13] <chickendips> ewww
[20:13] <+Panther> i need to work on becoming ambidextrous
[20:13] <Ryuk> fappinz is the only thing i do left handed
[20:13] <deci> enough information :x
[20:13] <deci> enough information :x
[20:13] <deci> enough information :x
[20:13] <chickendips> im ambidextrous
[20:13] <chickendips> :D
[20:14] <+Panther> lol
[20:14] <Ryuk> fap fap
[20:14] <+Panther> if my right hand dies i'm screwed
[20:14] <deci> so am i but that's beside the point :x
[20:14] <chickendips> shut up ryuk
[20:14] <chickendips> =3=
[20:14] <@Scriptkatie> screwed at fapping.
[20:14] <+Panther> that too
[20:14] <@Scriptkatie> I use my left.
[20:14] <Ryuk> come to think
[20:14] <@Scriptkatie> To write, you pervs! :3
[20:14] <Ryuk> i havent today
[20:14] <chickendips> lol
[20:15] <deci> ENOUGH INFORMATION
[20:15] <+Panther> lol
[20:15] <@Scriptkatie> I'm starting a new event
[20:15] <deci> I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAND YOU USE TO FAP
[20:15] <@Scriptkatie> join me in NaFaMo
[20:15] <deci> no >:|
[20:15] <Ryuk> ?
[20:15] <+Panther> haha XD
[20:15] <@Scriptkatie> National Fapping Month
[20:15] <Ryuk> im game
[20:15] <+Panther> i'm in
[20:15] <@Scriptkatie> you must fap 10k times
[20:16] <+Panther> as long as there's a prize for winning
[20:16] <Ryuk> wait
[20:16] <chickendips> o.o...
[20:16] <+Panther> 10k?
[20:16] <+Panther> 0_o
[20:16] <+Panther> ow
[20:16] <Ryuk> does that mean just jerk it 10k times, or fap 10k times over
[20:16] <chickendips> ryuk shut up
[20:16] <chickendips> =o=
[20:16] <@Scriptkatie> jizz 10k times
[20:16] <chickendips> lol
[20:16] <Ryuk> lol ic
[20:16] <@Scriptkatie> okay 5k.
[20:16] * Parts: deci (~decibel@122.58.qg.hvq) (TOO MUCH INFO)
[20:16] <chickendips> LOL
[20:16] <+Panther> lol
[20:16] <Ryuk> :(
[20:16] <+Panther> still that would be ow :\
[20:17] <Ryuk> sorry deci
[20:17] <Ryuk> :(
[20:17] <chickendips> haha fail
[20:17] <chickendips> :P
[20:17] <@Scriptkatie> okay, to prevent our participants from cumming blood
[20:17] <@Scriptkatie> 1k times
[20:17] <Ryuk> lol
[20:17] <+Panther> hahaha
[20:17] * Joins: deci (~decibel@122.58.qg.hvq)
[20:17] <+Panther> that's still a lot in one month
[20:17] <Ryuk> sorry deci :(
[20:17] <chickendips> Scriptkatie okay, to prevent our participants from cumming blood
[20:17] <chickendips> Scriptkatie 1k times
[20:18] <@Scriptkatie> .5k times? :3
[20:18] <+Panther> that's still 17 times a day
[20:18] <chickendips> i think deci wants to join
[20:18] <+Panther> 0_0
[20:18] <Ryuk> yeah too much
[20:18] <Silne30> mmm. spaghetti and meatballs.
[20:19] <+Panther> lol
[20:19] <@Scriptkatie> jizz to win
[20:19] <Ryuk> plus how do participants prove how many time they did it? collect it in a jar or something?
[20:19] <+Panther> now silne has made me hungry :(
[20:19] <chickendips> lol
[20:19] <@Scriptkatie> Ryuk, roflmao!
[20:19] <+Panther> even then after a while you'd run out
[20:19] <@Scriptkatie> okay, too much info. xD
[20:19] <@Scriptkatie> I mean um...
[20:19] <Ryuk> lmao
[20:20] <@Scriptkatie> we, the staff behind this event
[20:20] <+Panther> XD
[20:20] <@Scriptkatie> haven't worked that out yet.
[20:20] <@Scriptkatie> for now take pictures.
[20:20] <Ryuk> i prefer the jar
[20:20] <Silne30> just walked into strange conversation
[20:20] <+Panther> but that doesn't prove the number of times
[20:20] <@Scriptkatie> yes, of your jar.
[20:20] <chickendips> thats just gross..
[20:20] * Silne30 slowly backs up and walks away.
[20:20] <chickendips> lol
[20:20] <chickendips> LOL
[20:20] <chickendips> -runs far far away-
[20:21] <@Scriptkatie> okay
[20:21] <@Scriptkatie> instead
[20:21] <@Scriptkatie> get a scale
[20:21] <Ryuk> ok, video footage of every time
[20:21] <@Scriptkatie> it must weigh at least 50lbs.
[20:21] <@Scriptkatie> Yes. 50lbs of jizz.
[20:21] <Ryuk> lol wut
[20:21] <chickendips> lol
[20:21] <+Panther> 0_0
[20:21] <chickendips> and pour it on deci -3-
[20:21] <Ryuk> no
[20:22] <deci> i'll make you drink it chickendips
[20:22] * Scriptkatie changes topic to 'Welcome to #NaFaMo - official channel of National Fapping Month'
[20:22] * Scriptkatie changes topic to 'welcome to #NaFaMo - official channel of National Fapping Month'
[20:22] <+Panther> XD
[20:23] <chickendips> lies
[20:23] <@Scriptkatie> Is Queue on
[20:23] <Ryuk> no
[20:23] <@Scriptkatie> he should buy NaFaMo.org.
[20:24] <@Scriptkatie> Damn.
[20:24] <Ryuk> brb
[20:24] <@Scriptkatie> I'm so irc quoting this
[20:24] <Silne30> hmm
[20:24] <@Scriptkatie> but I don't know where to begin
[20:25] <@Scriptkatie> Lyric will facepalm 10 times over.
[20:25] <+Panther> so true
[20:25] <+Panther> start here:
[20:25] <+Panther> <chickendips> which hand u use?
[20:25] <+Panther> <chickendips> wrong chat

[20:27] <deci> scanlines and pulsing :3
[20:27] <deci> we need more scanlines :O
[20:28] <chickendips> wat r u talking about deci
[20:28] <deci> scanlines
[20:29] <@Scriptkatie> pulsating dicks.
[20:29] * deci slaps Scriptkatie with a big red brick.
[20:29] <+Panther> haha i was thinking the same thing XD

[Alpha-Mad]

Wow...just wow. That was one of the best irc quotes of all time. NaFaMo.org...HAH

[DerVVulfman]

Doh!

*DerVVulfman slaps his forehead*

[PK8]

[00:20] <Raeven> GIVE ME MY MOTHERFUCKING BEER!
[00:20] <chickendips> :o
[00:20] * Raeven chugs a beer.
[00:20] * Raeven chugs 2 beers.
[00:20] * Raeven chugs 3 beers.
[00:20] * Raeven chugs 4 beers.
[00:20] * Raeven chugs 5 beers.
[00:20] * Raeven chugs 6 beers.
[00:20] <chickendips> o_o
[00:20] * Raeven chugs 7 beers.
[00:20] * Raeven chugs 8 beers.
[00:20] <@DerVVulfman> RAEVEN!
[00:20] * Raeven chugs 9 beers.
[00:20] * Raeven chugs 10 beers.
[00:20] <@DerVVulfman> You're only 19!
[00:20] <Tamarindus> Hey....is Raeven really an AI-Guys??? I'm a skeptic boys
[00:20] <Raeven> 10 fucking beers.
[00:21] <Raeven> I'm on a roll!
[00:21] <Raeven> Give me more for the high score, baby!
[00:21] * Raeven chugs 11 beers.
[00:21] <@DerVVulfman> You're underage for drinking here!
[00:21] * Raeven chugs 12 beers.
[00:21] * Raeven chugs 13 beers.
[00:21] * Raeven chugs 14 beers.
[00:21] * Raeven chugs 15 beers.
[00:21] * Raeven chugs 16 beers.
[00:21] * Raeven chugs 17 beers.
[00:21] <Raeven> Whoa holy shit I can't do this
[00:21] <Raeven> brbnap
[00:21] * Raeven falls on the floor.
[00:21] <chickendips> that bot is weird
[00:21] <chickendips> :P
[00:22] <Tamarindus> hey...stop Raeven.....you drinking too much..oh man..too late

Edit:

[17:06] * Ryuk eats chocolate
[17:09] * +como eats ryuk
[17:09] <Ryuk> lol
[17:09] * Ryuk slides out through como's ass
[17:09] <Ryuk> im freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[17:09] <+como> oww

[Lyric]

Edited parts out of the chat so that it flows:

Lowell starts the chat off with the craziest question
<Lowell> How did you meet your significant other~
<Lyric> We went bowling.
<Lyric> He kissed my ball.
<Lyric> That was love.
<chickendips> o.0
<Lowell> >.>
<Lyric> :D
<Lowell> Wow, that literally had me go wtf for a moment
<Lyric> He risked his life for me! Tons of shit on a bowling ball. Like I said, that was love.
<Lowell> Thats interesting lyric
<Lowell> but for a second
<Lowell> I didn't know if you where being literal or just using an innuendo
<Lyric> lol
<Lyric> As an innuendo, I would have gone with two. One ball doesn't quite cut it. haha
<Lowell> XD

[Lowell]

You beat me to it D:
Still, a pretty hilarious moment

[Lyric]

lol I did laugh with tears and a snort too.

[PK8]

This is totally innuendo packed, I'm surprised it wasn't posted yet. :3

[19:08] <Lowell> Olivia pwned me in Gears of War 2
[19:08] <PK8> Gears of War 2?
[19:08] <Lowell> if she gets a sniper rifle, ru
[19:08] <Olivia> Yea, he couldn't beat me. :D
[19:08] * Lowell has been head shot
[19:08] <PK8> is this what they call cybering nowadays?
[19:09] <chickendips> lol
[19:09] <Olivia> I asked you to help him, he was defenseless.
[19:09] <PK8> man, I'm so out of the loop.
[19:09] <PK8> first I learn that "my precious" means "my pride and joy" which means "my dick"
[19:09] <Lowell> my precious is my uber awesome pillow~
[19:09] <Olivia> LOL
[19:09] <PK8> and now I'm learning that "Gears of War 2" is just a... "safe name" for cybering.
[19:10] <Olivia> sooo in lord of the rings...
[19:10] <PK8> Oh you kids.
[19:10] <Olivia> XDD
[19:10] <PK8> why back in my day
[19:10] <PK8> we used smileys and simple acronyms such as
[19:10] <Olivia> Hasha, did that kick make you old and senile?
[19:10] <PK8> LOL
[19:10] <Lowell> you played with hamsters instead amirite
[19:10] <chickendips> o.o
[19:11] <PK8> what is playing with hamsters supposed to mean?
[19:11] <PK8> I hope this isn't an euphemism for
[19:11] <PK8> fapping
[19:11] <PK8> pounding the man meat
[19:11] <Olivia> ewwwww
[19:11] <PK8> jerking the sausage
[19:11] <Lowell> Actually
[19:11] <Lowell> I was literally talking about playing with hamsters :x
[19:11] <PK8> Oh.
[19:11] <PK8> You kids and your
[19:11] <PK8> sneaky language
[19:11] <chickendips> :l
[19:11] <PK8> You almost had me there!
[19:11] <Olivia> I had sausage for breakfast today, stop mocking it. ;(
[19:11] <Lowell> Nobody mentioned magic johnson and the ivy leage
[19:11] <PK8> But I can't be fooled!
[19:11] <chickendips> xD
[19:11] <PK8> No sir, I can't be fooled.
[19:11] <Lowell> *league
[19:12] <Olivia> And I had eggs. :O
[19:12] <PK8> Is eggs an euphemism for balls?
[19:12] <PK8> or did you seriously have eggs?
[19:12] <Lowell> actually
[19:12] <Olivia> Yesh I did!
[19:12] <Lowell> eggs lean more towards a womans rack
[19:12] <Olivia> D=
[19:12] <Lowell> especially boiled eggs
[19:12] <chickendips> o.0
[19:12] <PK8> brb, checking my testicles.
[19:12] <chickendips> O.O
[19:12] <Lowell> tmi
[19:12] <Olivia> egg = fertilized eggs.
[19:13] <Olivia> Oh, have they grown back since I ripped them off?
[19:13] <chickendips> lol
[19:13] <Olivia> Sorry about that, I got mad.
[19:13] <RyukDoinstuffs> whats going on
[19:13] <Olivia> Oh, nothings. :3
[19:13] <PK8> Good.
[19:13] <PK8> Mr. Happy's still there.
[19:14] <^-_-^|Script> -o-
[19:14] <chickendips> _o_
[19:14] <PK8> I know what that means!
[19:14] * Lowell shoots PK8 with a super soaker filled with hotsauce
[19:14] <PK8> That's
[19:14] <Olivia> In the eyes!!! :3
[19:14] <PK8> supposed to be a woman going down under, right?
[19:14] <PK8> is hotsauce another name for semen?
[19:14] <chickendips> :l
[19:14] <Lowell> nobody is
[19:14] <Olivia> Stop being perverted.
[19:14] <PK8> Because I heard that when it hits
[19:14] <chickendips> O.O...
[19:14] <Olivia> ;D
[19:14] <PK8> it's warm
[19:14] <Lowell> making innuendo's besides you
[19:14] <Lowell> more like
[19:14] * Olivia glomps Lowell.
[19:15] <PK8> and it burns
[19:15] <CapnHOOHAH> it also stings the eyes
[19:15] <Lowell> My eyes, my mofo eyes. d*mn you to hell~
[19:15] * Olivia glomps Olivia hard.
[19:15] <Olivia> Lol, how'd I do that?
[19:15] * Lowell glomps Olivia and snuggles in her rack, er I mean embraces in a gentle hold...
[19:15] <PK8> gentle holds?
[19:15] * Lowell runs
[19:15] <Olivia> uh oh
[19:15] <PK8> I've known pedos who did gentle holds!
[19:15] <Lowell> I still
[19:15] <Olivia> PK8 and his mind...
[19:16] <PK8> "gentle holds"
[19:16] <PK8> tricky bastards
[19:16] <Lowell> ...
[19:16] <Lowell> periafk
[19:16] <Lowell> kille PK8
[19:16] <Lowell> see
[19:16] <Lowell> that is what happens
[19:16] <Lowell> when you tab to much for nicks in mIRC
[19:16] <PK8> oh, did you just P-tab her?
[19:16] * Lowell meant to say PK8 in each sentence
[19:17] * Joins: DerVVulfman (Mibbit@a1.e59f05.client.atlantech.net)
[19:17] <Olivia> Hey, Pk8. I like cutting things. I found this and cut it off and thought you might like it.
[19:17] * Olivia introduces PK8 to Deacon's Mr.Happy.
[19:17] <Olivia> ^__^
[19:17] <chickendips> o.o
[19:17] <PK8> Why put that thing away, young lady! D:
[19:17] <DerVVulfman> o.o
[19:17] <DerVVulfman> Mr. Deacon's WHAT!?
[19:17] * PK8 checks his Mr. Happy.
[19:17] <chickendips> lool
[19:17] <Olivia> It's tiny. Like a baby's.
[19:18] <chickendips> :O
[19:18] <PK8> I'm glad it's still intact.
[19:18] <DerVVulfman> Wait. Did someone do a Lorena Bobbit???
[19:18] <PK8> BME Pain Olympics scares my Mr. Happy.
[19:18] <Olivia> Hahaha
[19:18] <PK8> It turns him into Mr. Sad.
[19:18] <Olivia> ever since I showed it to him. ;D
[19:18] <Olivia> hahahhaha
[19:18] <PK8> Does it every time I watch it.
[19:18] <Olivia> haha
[19:18] * Olivia goes to find it again.
[19:19] <DerVVulfman> Sorry for the abrupt 'exit' outta chat, guys. Some idiot killed the pc at work.
[19:19] <chickendips> ;o
[19:19] <PK8> work first, chat later. :3
[19:19] <DerVVulfman> Sis. Is his Mr. Happy that small???
[19:19] <Olivia> O.O
[19:19] <^-_-^|Script> -3-
[19:19] * PK8 hugs DerVVulfman hello
[19:19] <Lowell> >_>
[19:19] <chickendips> LOL
[19:19] <DerVVulfman> Berry!
[19:19] <PK8> Wait a second
[19:19] <PK8> DerVVulfman?
[19:19] * DerVVulfman hugs Punky hello
[19:19] <Olivia> Ya, it slipped through my fingers and fell on the ground.
[19:19] <PK8> Is that some euphemism for...
[19:19] * Lowell wonders what kind of relationship he is getting into
[19:19] <PK8> hairy Mr. Happies?
[19:19] <Olivia> That's why it's so dirty... atleast I think it was the reason.
[19:20] <PK8> Because I've had friends
[19:20] <Olivia> Haha
[19:20] <PK8> who called their Mr. Happies
[19:20] <PK8> Wolfmen.
[19:20] <chickendips> :l
[19:20] <Olivia> O_O
[19:20] * Olivia looks at lowell and dervvulfman.
[19:20] <PK8> ...sorry, I'm going a little off the hook with the innuendos.
[19:20] <chickendips> lol
[19:20] <Olivia> Oh.
[19:20] <Lowell> >_>
[19:20] <DerVVulfman> Kinda lost here... but if Olivia is eyeing me.... :)
[19:20] <PK8> true story on wolfmen though.
[19:21] <chickendips> _._
[19:21] <DerVVulfman> :p
[19:21] <chickendips> weird convos today
[19:21] <DerVVulfman> Story? True what?
[19:21] * Olivia watches 2girls1cup for fun.
[19:21] <chickendips> having hairy balls
[19:21] <PK8> some people called their stuff "Wolfman".
[19:21] <chickendips> oops
[19:21] <DerVVulfman> Erm. Nope
[19:22] <chickendips> i dont kno y i jumped into this convo
[19:22] <chickendips> -runs away-
[19:22] <Olivia> Haha, we'll stop.
[19:22] <PK8> chickendips has to be another name for semen.
[19:22] <PK8> I just can't ignore the amount of
[19:22] <chickendips> >.>
[19:22] <chickendips> <.<
[19:22] * Olivia slaps PK8 around a bit with a large trout
[19:22] <PK8> innuendo packed within that name.
[19:22] <Olivia> Stop before she parts.
[19:23] <PK8> please don't slap me with large penises.
[19:23] <chickendips> lol
[19:23] <chickendips> O.O
[19:23] <DerVVulfman> We're not gonna go that rout again?
[19:23] <Olivia> And i'll 'part' you in a moment!
[19:23] <Olivia> :3 no
[19:23] <PK8> don't remove my mr. happy!!! ;___;
[19:23] <Olivia> JAJAJAJHAHAHAHA
[19:23] <chickendips> this is weird
[19:23] <chickendips> lol
[19:23] <Olivia> heh... *gets out blunt pocket knife*
[19:23] <Olivia> now...
[19:23] <PK8> Ohgod...
[19:23] * PK8 hides behind Lowell.
[19:24] <Olivia> oh, sorry, this is in public. I forgot all about this ^^
[19:24] <chickendips> lol
[19:24] * PK8 has a blank look on his face.
[19:24] <Olivia> I normally take them to the staff room to castrate or neuter anyone.
[19:24] <PK8> o.0
[19:24] <chickendips> im glad theres no brand new ppl in here
[19:24] <Olivia> lol
[19:25] <PK8> I think there are a few brand new people
[19:25] * Olivia stops and waits for everyone else to agree to stop. ;3
[19:25] <Lowell> )_)
[19:25] <PK8> but they haven't spoke in a while
[19:25] <PK8> That's an ass!
[19:25] <chickendips> lolz
[19:25] * RyukDoinstuffs runs around again
[19:25] <DerVVulfman> Guess this fits in perfectly. =3
[19:25] <PK8> yeah, running around FLASHING people I bet.
[19:25] <ElFuzzo> FLASH
[19:25] <PK8> D:
[19:25] <chickendips> o_o
[19:25] <chickendips> imma go blind
[19:26] <RyukDoinstuffs> PK8 stop fantasizing about me
[19:26] <RyukDoinstuffs> ¬.¬
[19:26] <PK8> ¬_¬
[19:26] <RyukDoinstuffs> ¬_¬
[19:26] <^-_-^|Script> ewww
[19:27] <chickendips> yes eww
[19:27] <^-_-^|Script> wonder boy *my eyessssssssss*
[19:27] <chickendips> o.o
[19:28] <ElFuzzo> PK8 you can fantasize about me if you want
[19:28] <PK8> :x
[19:28] <ElFuzzo> I don't believe in thought crimes so I won't get mad
[19:28] <chickendips> lol
[19:29] <RyukDoinstuffs> lol