What's on your mind?

[PK8]

Are you freaking kidding me? http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/horrible-...he-grammys

[Hybrida]

OMG...... Well, y'all singles enjoy that. >_>

[KasperKalamity]

Hey! Jill is my go-to girl and she's never let me down!

[KasperKalamity]

last night i crafted an enclosure for our rabbit's cage so he doesnt throw bedding everywhere.

then, i ate a 16 oz t-bone steak, a 24 oz porterhouse steak, drank three glasses of whiskey, and had a cigar. i did this all in one sitting, because i'm a free american.

[KasperKalamity]

doublepostration!

ive noticed that i dont like to type words on my phone that arent right next to each other. well played save point...

[KasperKalamity]

i just saw the face of god in the clouds. god was looking towards a brightly colored star in the direction of the town i used to live in (moved for college, just graduated)

then the clouds shifted to reveal a person holding something. they drifted further to resemble the kneeling person punching someone. as they further parted, i could make out the prrson on the left victorious.

it's a lovely night... <3 clouds

[MetalRenard]

Must have been Chuck Norris.

[Hybrida]

On my mind: Captain log 9035: I'm studying Anti-Tachyon weapons and Nucleon disruptors. So far I've mastered Phason weapons, Traycond and Sub-Traycond weapons. The traycond corporation create long range plasma pulse beam weapons. I could use some help with Anionic missiles and Zynonic pulse cannons (aka Z-pulse cannons).

Standard zynonic pulse cannon release 2.8 gigawatts per shot. This weapon in rapid fire mode can be stressful on a fighter's energy reactor. I think zynonic weapons should mounted only on large ships such as battleships or destroyers. They have reactors powerful enough to mount hundreds of z-pulse cannons.

Also, I believe Earth Fleet-X should upgrade the primary weapons on our battleships. We've been using ion blast cannons for the last 8 years. Yes, they can level an entire planet in 15 minutes, but many alien races are finding ways to defend against it. We have to stay one step ahead. EFX high command should give us better reactors so we can upgrade to the new "Hyper Ion Super Trayconic Blast Cannon." I know the admiral is gonna go against it, but I'll try anyway. I would love for Earth Fleet-X to have over 950,000 ships, and each one can level a Saturn size planet. Fear keeps the peace.

(Studying physics made me an expert at energy weapons.)

[MetalRenard]

You college sucks. I mean, seriously.

[DerVVulfman]

That receptionist sucks the sweat off a dead rat..